The Monstera Dubia is a stealthy climber from the Shadow Side of the Aroid Galaxy. A shapeshifting vine that starts off flat as a space pancake and morphs into a fenestrated stunner as it ascends toward the stars. To keep this celestial creeper thriving, provide bright, indirect starlight. Too much sun and its delicate leaves may fry like a solar flare; too little, and it may stay grounded in its juvenile form.

This plant loves to cling to surfaces like it’s prepping for zero gravity, so mount it on a plank, pole, or moss-covered spaceship wall. Pot it in a chunky, well-draining asteroid blend; bark, perlite, and coco coir will keep roots light and aerated.

Water when the top inch feels like dry Martian soil. This dubia doesn’t do well drowning in alien swamps. Humidity? You bet! 60%+ will help it thrive like it's basking in the mists of Planet Tropica.

Feed monthly during the growing cycle (spring through fall) with a balanced space-fuel fertilizer to support its interstellar glow-up. Keep an eye out for cosmic critters like spider mites or thrips, one quick blast of neem and they'll be ejected from orbit.

With time, support, and the right cosmic care, your Monstera Dubia will climb like a galaxy-bound explorer and reveal its true extraterrestrial form.