The Hoya Bilobata is a compact cosmic crawler from the asteroid belt of the Wax Plant galaxy, small but mighty, and ready to beam beauty into your orbit! Its tiny, teardrop leaves shimmer like stardust, and when conditions are just right, it shoots out clusters of star-shaped blooms that smell like sweet nebula nectar.
To keep this low-gravity gem thriving, give it bright, indirect starlight, think filtered space rays. Too much direct sun and it might crisp like Martian toast! Let the top half of its soil dry out before watering, soggy roots will sink it into a black hole of doom.
Plant it in a well-draining meteor mix (chunky soil with perlite, bark, and a dash of lunar love) to keep roots happy. Humidity levels above 50% will keep it lush, though it's pretty chill for a space plant and can adapt to your home station’s atmosphere.
Fertilize once a month during the active growth season with a mild space-fuel (balanced houseplant fertilizer). And be patient, blooms come when this Hoya feels stellar. Give it time, love, and maybe a whispered alien lullaby.
With the right care, your Hoya Bilobata will sprawl like vines in zero gravity and sparkle like a miniature galaxy.